two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Randomize
