He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
When did angry sex become our thing?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Those nachos came to me in a dream
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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