lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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