He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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