I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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