New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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