Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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