No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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