He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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