Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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