As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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