is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Randomize
