Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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