I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
only if we run a train.
done.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
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