So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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