i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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