if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I queefed so loud it echoed.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
