I got chris browned last night
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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