i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Holy sore nipples Batman
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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