Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I just had sex on a roof
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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