How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize