Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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