Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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