can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You pole danced in your parka.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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