idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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