? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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