Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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