I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
