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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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