whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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