i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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