It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
i think i just lost a toe
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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