I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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