question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
