Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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