Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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