Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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