we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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