the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize