drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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