8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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