I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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