i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
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