So gin and wine won't be happening again
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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