He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Randomize
