so explain again why im purple
no
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
