names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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