so that wasnt chicken after all
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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