Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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