Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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