Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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