When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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