Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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