But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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