ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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