We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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