YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Randomize
